If you’re sad this is the best post to make you smile
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
the inexplicably critically acclaimed rapper was on tour in the UK and was feeling a little peckish. He looked over at the buffet table in the corner of the dressing room and thought, no, these wilted canapes aren’t doing it for me. He announced that he was going to hit the streets and look…
Who would be your ideal stars of the Fight Club musical? Any potential song titles?
Celine Deon would play Tyler. Nathan Lane would be Jack. Lindsey Lohan would be Marla. Tickets would sell out years in advance, and it would run for decades. The break-out single would be “I’m Punching You Because I Love You,” and it would be staged by Andrew Lloyd Webber using sets and costumes leftover from ‘Cats.”
That’s the dream.
time to watch the 5 minute preview of the simpsons/family guy crossover
Christian Grey, the lead male character, is best described as an impossibly rich white man with a helicopter who “knows what he wants and gets it,” which in this case is punishing sex with subservient women. So basically, he’s a dick on a magic broom.
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