halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via seductivelysalad)

ablackwelltp: Who would be your ideal stars of the Fight Club musical? Any potential song titles?

chuckpalahniuk:

Celine Deon would play Tyler.  Nathan Lane would be Jack.  Lindsey Lohan would be Marla.  Tickets would sell out years in advance, and it would run for decades.   The break-out single would be “I’m Punching You Because I Love You,” and it would be staged by Andrew Lloyd Webber using sets and costumes leftover from ‘Cats.” 

That’s the dream.