So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via seductivelysalad)

ablackwelltp: Who would be your ideal stars of the Fight Club musical? Any potential song titles?


Celine Deon would play Tyler.  Nathan Lane would be Jack.  Lindsey Lohan would be Marla.  Tickets would sell out years in advance, and it would run for decades.   The break-out single would be “I’m Punching You Because I Love You,” and it would be staged by Andrew Lloyd Webber using sets and costumes leftover from ‘Cats.” 

That’s the dream.